Another Coconut conversation

Tamale= T Coconut= C

C Hey, wat up Tamale? Wat u b doin on this fine day?
T Coconut, stop trying to sound "gangster"
C Looks like a yummy hot dog you're eating there
T Yep
Tamale was savoring the wonderful taste of her hot dog, enjoying the ketchup, mustard, and even the bun.
C Hey, do you know where hot dogs come from?
T (makes a face) I'm eating here!
C They come from pigs.
T Ick
C (whispers in ear) pig-eater
T Be quiet!!
C Tamale is SOO GROSS!
T At least I didn't try dog bacon!
C Give it up people! I was 5!