A Coconut conversation

Coconut= C Tamale = T

C ok, GUESS WHAT!!!
T (sigh) yes, Coconut?
C I put a hot dog in the toaster today!
T Coconut, you're crazy!
C Yes, I've heard that before.
T No, I mean you are literally INSANE!!!
C Oh, did I tell you? When I was little I fed egg whites to my dog.
T You are giving me a migraine!
C Migraine? My grain, I like bread! Which do you like: white, wheat, sourdough, Italian...
T I'll just walk away....

Note: Yeah, I really did toast a hot dog and feed egg whites to my dog. Funny, huh?