Things I've learned over the years

*Don't spill a can of nail polish remover
*Don't find a dead bird in the yard and not tell your parents (It really smells!!!)
*Dog treat bacon is NOT human bacon!
*Little sisters: Don't shake up a can of pop and give to your sister, IT WILL EXPLODE WHEN THEY OPEN IT.
* If you pick up shells on a beach, don't leave 'em in your backpack! (That stank sooo bad!)
* Don't forget about boiled eggs in your Easter basket. They turn black!
* Don't leave a can of soda out for 2 weeks! It molds! EWWWWW!
* Watch your pizza! (Or else it becomes dog property!)

These are all true facts! And I didn't mean to eat dog bacon! I was 5!

A Coconut conversation

Coconut= C Tamale = T

C ok, GUESS WHAT!!!
T (sigh) yes, Coconut?
C I put a hot dog in the toaster today!
T Coconut, you're crazy!
C Yes, I've heard that before.
T No, I mean you are literally INSANE!!!
C Oh, did I tell you? When I was little I fed egg whites to my dog.
T You are giving me a migraine!
C Migraine? My grain, I like bread! Which do you like: white, wheat, sourdough, Italian...
T I'll just walk away....

Note: Yeah, I really did toast a hot dog and feed egg whites to my dog. Funny, huh?

Hey! Everyone should see Charlie The Unicorn 2 by Jason Steele! It is so totally awesome! Especially when they sing the song about sticking a banana in your ear! Too funny! HaHaHaHa, LOL! OK goodbye! (Oh, BTW Charlie the unicorn is on YouTube! And there are 3 episodes, I think!)